I was so mean to my dog, Snooki, a moment ago that it made me cry. Before you throw paint on me in fits of protest, understand that it was not abusive in any way, shape or form. I could never do that to her, she is quite literally the love of my life. A … Continue reading Unconditional Love
This is Snooki.... well, this is Snooki's butt. She has been acting strange the last day or so. Walking around erratically, shaking her head every 15 seconds like she's got a fly buzzing in her ears and laying places around the house that she's never even sniffed before, let alone gone into. I almost had … Continue reading Snooki
You are taking your dog for a walk when he starts talking to you. In fact, all the animals in the world have just become extremely conscious and have begun talking to you. What's up with that?[credit:] Bryan Cohen
His first name is Marco, I never came up with a last name for him. He has dark skin, black hair, brown eyes. He's about 35, medium height, appears to work out a little. He is a librarian. He is very unfriendly, and sends death glares across the library if anybody so much as coughs. … Continue reading CHARACTER: Marco
Silky-- a giant spider, the size of a Terrier dog or a Corgi. She can't speak english, but she can understand it. She's intelligent, friendly, and loyal; she adores her owner. Enjoys getting belly rubs and having her long, silky fur brushed. Has a habit of bringing her owner small animals that she's caught (she … Continue reading CHARACTER: "Silky"