This is Snooki…. well, this is Snooki’s butt. She has been acting strange the last day or so. Walking around erratically, shaking her head every 15 seconds like she’s got a fly buzzing in her ears and laying places around the house that she’s never even sniffed before, let alone gone into. I almost had a heart attack this morning when I couldn’t find her… until I saw her legs sticking out from under my mother’s bed all Wicked Witch of the West style. Minus the ruby slippers.
I can’t figure out what’s wrong with her and it’s bothering me. I don’t have the money to take her to the vet right now, but if it gets worse I’ll have to sell my soul for treatment!